Once upon a time
We were all told stories
Of princes and princesses
In all of their glories
But the tales we’re told 
Of good overcoming evil
Were so out of date
They’re practically medieval
With knights in shinning armour
And young girls locked in a tower
True loves unconsensual kiss
It’s so gross I need a shower.

Disney promised me 
He’d be my Prince Charming
But I got a little nervous
And drank something calming
But this potion is too strong
It’s a bit alarming
And in the blink of an eye
It’s the next morning
I’m still just waiting 
For my Prince Charming.

I was told it would be special
I was told it would be fun
But when it was all over
I didn’t even come
No horse drawn carriage
Came to take me home
I had to walk the streets
All on my very own
And in the hour just before dawn
Having lost more than my shoe
He wasn’t my Prince Charming
That’s about all I knew.

Disney promised me 
He’d be my Prince Charming
But I got a little nervous
And drank something calming
But this potion is too strong
It’s a bit alarming
And in the blink of an eye
It’s the next morning
I’m still just waiting 
For my Prince Charming.

Gone are the days
Of balls and dances
Now you’ll get lucky
With just second glances
But when the magic runs out
And his crown is gone
I can see clearly
A new villain is born
Because all the kings horses
And all the kings men
Couldn’t put me 
Back together again.

Disney promised me 
He’d be my Prince Charming
But I got a little nervous
And drank something calming
But this potion is too strong
It’s a bit alarming
And in the blink of an eye
It’s the next morning
So I’m done waiting 
For my Prince Charming.